One stunt that you would probably like to pull is saying that I clearly don’t understand the seriousness of my allegations because I’m using humor in my blog.
I studied English and not business. This is a work of creative non-fiction.
If it isn’t entertaining then no one will read it.
Also, I’m passionate about my cause and this might be effective marketing. Things that are unique and outlandish often get attention on the net.
And by the way, up yours! Your firm should have simply adhered to law!